The Freeing Power of MGTOW

MGTOW saves you from buying that car. MGTOW saves you from buying that house. MGTOW saves you from going to those bars, from paying those tips, from buying those girls their drinks. MGTOW saves you from wondering if you’re women is happy. MGTOW saves you from having to stop at the floral shop once a week on your way home from work. MGTOW saves you from having to clean up the kitchen after bombing it with a rib cookout. MGTOW saves you from feeling like you don’t live up to expectations. MGTOW saves you from alimony. MGTOW saves you from child support. MGTOW saves you from the calls from your girl pleading that you come home when you’re grizzying at work, trying to make money, pay those bills and SAVE. MGTOW saves you from having you to tell someone where you are at all times. MGTOW allows you to spend extra time at the gym and to buy that expensive gym club membership instead of clanging the rusty weights at the YMCA or lifting on the Smith Machine at Planet Fitness. MGTOW saves you from worrying about what your car looks like next to the guido as you’re driving down Rodeo or through the Lincoln Tunnel or on South Beach. MGTOW allows you to stay at the cheap, dumpy, raisin bran for breakfast hotel when you’re on a weekend road trip because you want to spend more on the meal at a special restaurant, have an extra day of freedom on the trip or just save your money. MGTOW allows you to fall asleep with the controller or mouse and WASD keys on your fingertips and not hear about the next morning. MGTOW allows you to quit your job that is paying you 100K for 60 hour work weeks, to instead take the job that is paying you 35K, is less stressful and gives you more free time to enrich the other areas of your life. MGTOW allows you to get up early on Saturday to go for a run instead of making sure you stay in bed and watch Netflix all day in order to prove to her that you want to spend time with her. MGTOW allows you to watch the game without feeling guilty. MGTOW allows you to mindlessly scroll through your YouTube Watch Later after a long day of work instead of listening to her diatribe about work or how you need to do this or that. MGTOW allows you to know where your money is going, what it’s being used for and what you’re saving it for. MGTOW gives you more financial peace, freedom and stability. MGTOW allows you to not worry about sneaking to the bathroom at work to make sure you text her back throughout the day. MGTOW saves you anywhere from $100-a couple thousand on birthday and Christmas gifts each year…I don’t know your past chicks. MGTOW allows you to spoil your friend’s kids, nieces, nephews, parents, sisters or whoever you so desire – with either your time, texts, gifts or thoughts. MGTOW gives you latitude with people. MGTOW allows you to fall asleep whenever you want. MGTOW allows you to avoid having to pinch yourself as you lay on the bathroom floor, trying to stay awake during those long term relationships. MGTOW allows you to socialize. MGTOW allows you to keep your friends. MGTOW allows you to eat off disposable plates and with disposable silverware. MGTOW allows you to shop on Amazon instead of spending your Sunday afternoons looking for the next accessory at Lowes, Home Depot, Hobby Lobby, Menards…it goes on and on. MGTOW allows you to eat Cocoa Puffs at midnight without either having to get her a bowl or justifying your decision to eat those. MGTOW allows your gains to be your gains, not her gains just so you make sure you keep her satisfied. MGTOW allows you look like a slob. MGTOW saves you mad cash. MGTOW allows you to spend the money you spend on her and the money that the kids she wants you to give her would cost. MGTOW allows you to not worry about how she acts at family gatherings. MGTOW allows you live without shame on account of her behavior. MGTOW allows you to keep the family members that she otherwise wouldn’t get along with. MGTOW allows you to keep your dignity. MGTOW allows you to honor God. MGTOW allows you to take risk, financially, in your career or in that kayak or biking trip that you wanted to go on. MGTOW allows you to walk to the Apple store, Nike Outlet or GameStop instead of making stops at Forever21, Vera Bradley, Starbucks, comparing you to the models at Abercrombie & Fitch, Macy’s, Starbucks again, complaining she shouldn’t have had you buy that Cinnabon for her, looking for baby clothes at the Baby Gap and the $80 you dropped at Cheesecake. MGTOW allows you to stay in shape without being accused for cheating with the gym. MGTOW allows you to have personal goals for your life. MGTOW allows you to play that extra game for money like Woody Harrelson in White Man Can’t Jump…and not just do it once, but twice, thrice and quatorze. MGTOW allows you to keep your old Pokemon Cards, Storm Trooper figurines and Ken Griffey Jr. rookie cards, and not have to worry about hiding them in the safety deposit box. MGTOW allows you to crack corny jokes and not be criticized for it. MGTOW allows you to not have your masculinity on the line when she sees you lose to the guy she’s been eyeing in the torn jeans, tattoos and affliction shirt that is two sizes too tight. MGTOW allows you not have to worry about her cheating on you after she watches “Magic Mike” with her girlfriends. MGTOW allows you have your political views and not worry about getting called out by her liberal, feminazi girlfriends. MGTOW allows you to break that finger or pull that hamstring at softball and not have her shut down your weekend warrior career. MGTOW allows you to be free from comparisons to Brad Pitt, Chris Pratt, Johnny Depp, Justin Bieber, Tom Brady, Bryce Harper, Steph Curry, Chris Brown or any man in a suit in tie that looks like he’s got it together. MGTOW allows you to be the person that you want to be. MGTOW allows you to make the impact that you want to make on people, your community and the world. MGTOW allows you to openly talk about politics, history or geography and not have someone roll their eyes at you. MGTOW saves you $1,000 a year in dinner dates. MGTOW allows you to Uber home from a night out or drive home from a night out and not worry about holding anyone’s hair back or feeding them saltines all night. MGTOW allows you to get up and move to Wyoming if you need a break from the city life. MGTOW allows you to go to Star Wars when it’s out instead of waiting for it to come to you for purchase one year later. MGTOW allows you to be wholly you. MGTOW allows you to be holy. MGTOW allows you to see yourself for who you are. MGTOW allows you to have introspection. MGTOW allows you to be FREE.

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